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Post by Jesse on Jun 22, 2012 21:27:38 GMT -7
Oh hey. Welcome to our 'humble little town'.
Ha! As if. Humble is the opposite of what this damn place is. Lemme explain to you how things really work around here. Don't bother with what the ol' mayor told you; I've got viable sources tellin' me he's been smoking joints out back of his office for years. I'd sneak back there myself and take a look, but... you know... yeah. So here are the rules you actually have to follow.
So yeah. That's pretty much it. If you've got any questions just shoot me a note here at the newspaper, and I'll do my best to give you a straight u[ answer.
Yikes! Here comes the boss man. Gotta dash! If he reads this before it gets printed we're all done for!
Zeene
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